Hooked on hip hop phonics, yeah it works for me

So jump aboard, yeah this train is free

The conductor - let me toot my whistle

The instructor of the funky uncle fizzle

We be dancin on a lake when it ain't froze over

We be walkin on water while you're sinkin your rover

If you step any close you'll be eatin' some teeth

So please step back, I entreat

I dish deep like deep dish supreme

Step large walk hard on a two man team (yup!)

Gangsta lean, I'm kitchen clean

We gettin' clout like a carnivore gots gout

So shout out loud

All you party people bring it when the time is decreed

Your feet are in need of a one step, two step

Tcb like bubba ho-tep baby

Stop drop roll look, tonights the night

P dot early's on the mic

I came to get the party hyped

Dressed to the nines, punchline

I got more dimes than a fourth grade lunchline

I'm gonna get mine, mine

Stake mine, really Chi-town cat gettin cheese like philly

Order steak at the grilly, I flow chilly

Put jokes on every rapper, like laffy taffy silly

Look, I make the groove get down

I love the way she shake that little ghetto booty girl like (oh!)

Hold up, touch your knees to your elbows

She like my kicks, I betcha nike don't sell those

But I bet you sweat your weave out the velcro

Let your milk shake, put them fries on the track

Let me fill your order girl, I'm a big mac

And yousa chicken nugget head, dip it in my chit chat

Stop drop roll cast my net off the side of a boat

I ain't pulled up fish

I pulled up a microphone and some dope beats

Unsurpassable feats, surpassed by me fortnightly

Walk softly, but I carry a big stick

Nasty, oh it's so fantastic

Like lincoln, lemme log lemme log

We the slammer, emcees is pogs

We be on ya like a boar hog on a corn cob

Like a dog on a pole, like a rat on a cheeto

Like a polo popped collar on an alt-bro

Like skinny jeans wherever hipsters roll (woo!)

It's day old and bold, so put some bag balm on it

Cuz I'm told, from pole to pole, from coast to coast

We smooth as hummus on fancy toast

They're bringing out the nanny, ladies and gentleman

Can't stop won't stop. Mega

They're coming through the door

They're holding the sceptre, so put away your sword

Just leave it alone

Can't stop won't stop

They're coming home to roost