Bitty, boppy Betty

Bitty, boppy Betty

Bitty, boppy Betty, boo-boo

On weekends she's your honey

Then comes Monday

And that'll be "Sir" to you

Bitty, boppy Betty

Better known as Billy

He's the up'n'coming local D.A.

A fearless crime fighter

Political insider

Sure to be mayor one day

But after work on Fridays

Off comes his necktie

And on come her diamonds and pearls

You better get ready

'Cause now Billy's Betty

Everybody's favorite girl

The underbelly of the city

That's where you'll find Betty

Friday to Sunday night

Is she working undercover

Or just a fun-lover?

Either way, that's alright!

Bitty boppy Betty

What a bouncy beauty

So sophisticated and refined

She's a boy who doesn't show it

And though the guys all know it

None of them seems to mind

When Betty starts a-boppin'

The joint starts a hoppin'

She can twist and bend

The whole night through

You really can't ignore her

And if you don't adore her

There might be something wrong with you

On Mondays bright and early

Betty's back to Billy

Working hard on behalf of our town

Upholding law and order

Talking to reporters

And keeping us safe and sound

If there's a moral to this ditty

It's not to judge Betty

Billy or anyone

'Cause life's a lot richer

With a healthy mixture

Not to mention lots more fun!

Bitty, boppy Betty

Bitty, boppy Betty

Bitty, boppy Betty, boo-boo

On weekends she's your honey

Then comes Monday

And that'll be "Sir" to you