Dearly beloved

It is my pleasure to say unto thee

Welcome to Heaven!

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Where the virtuos reside 24/7

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People are happy that they died

Cuz here we got no worries,

got no burglaries, no strike

It's the perfect afterlife!

Welcome to Heaven

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Check out our sick decor

The spirits leaven

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Please keep your brimstone off the floor

We got the best and brightest the plitest of the lot

And everyone is hot!

Gosh I'm so pleased to show some outsiders around

After you see our realm

You'll never want to go back down

Of course it's just temporary

I'm sorry you can't stay

Cuz every single day in heaven is a happy day

Welcome to Heaven!

Yeah!