作词 : Daniel Ingram

作曲 : Daniel Ingram

Hohohohohohoohoohoo! Now where do you think you’re going?

The party is THIS way!

And trust me... It’s to DIE for!Ohoohoohahahahaha!

I know we’ll be the best of friends

So there’s no need to run

The sooner you get dead the sooner you can join the fun!

No need to fear for I am here!

Your mortal form will disappear!

Now should we use this rusty knife

Or acid water gun? Oohoohoohahahahaha!

There’s a million gruesome ways to die!

Oo-oo-oo-oooh

Oh why resist when the party’s just begun?

You’ll be having so much fun!

There’s a million gruesome ways to DIE!

Why stay alive?

And I’m sure your death will be second to none!Hahahahaha!

Dynamite is quick but it makes a lot of mess

And flattened by a cow is just embarrassing at best

But baked into a yummy cake…

Or dropped into a pit of snakes

Though drowning in a lobster tank might hurt a little less!

There’s a million gruesome ways to die!

How bout’ impaled upon a spike?

Oh why resist when the party’s just begun?

Maybe something on a bike!

There’s a million gruesome ways to die!

We could bury you alive

We’re sure your death will be second to none!

We could put you in a cage with a hungry alligator

Drop you in a volcano with an active crater

What about ten thousand volts of electricity?

Or try a death by Shakespeare in a tragicomedy!

Trampled by an elephant or turned to goat meat stew

Or try to fight a dragon armed with nothing but a shoe

We could do a Mummy’s curse!

We’ll put you in a fancy hearse

Or turned into a stuffie, now that’s something we can do!

There’s a million gruesome ways to die!

I thought I’d try the guillotine!

Oh why resist when the party’s just begun?

I danced so hard I broke my spleen!

There’s a million gruesome ways to DIE!

There must be something we can try!

We’re sure your death will be second to none!

Maybe you can choke upon a grape

To die!

Put you in a blender and frappe!

To die!

Maybe we can find an angry mob (To die)

Tie you on a stake and cook you up like a kabob! (Die)

To die!

Smothered by a pillow in your bed

To die!

A gluten overdose from too much bread

To die!

Then you can join the party cuz’ you’re dead!

I’m sure your death will be second to…

Mister Reaper’s beckoning you

Sure your death will be second to NOOOOOOOOONE!Hoohoohoohahahahaha!