作曲 : Riki Lindhome

Candlelight and moonlight all around us

I look into your eyes

You hold my hand underneath the table

And I can't disguise the way I feel

I could've wished a thousand wishes

For this night I can't believe

That it's finally me and you and you and me

Just us and your friend Steve

Do do do do do do do Steve

Do do do do do do do leave

What's the deal with your friend Steve?

Oh, hey, how's it going?

You took me out for waffles and to the movies

I was hoping for romance

You even took me to the Mexican circus

I thought there was a chance we'd be alone

I could've wished a thousand wishes

For Steve to disappear

What the ****'s your f*****g problem?

Why's he always here?

Do do do do do do do Steve

Do do do do do do do

Go away, what's the deal with your friend Steve?

Oh, hey, how's it going?

It's not that I don't like your friend

But how many hours with him can you spend?

And it's not that I don't think he's great

But it's only you, only you

I wanna f*****e

Are you gay for Steve, I think you may be

And that would be alright

But let a ***** know just what your steez is

So I know if I should shave tonight

I could've wished a thousand wishes

'Cause I like to be with you

But if it's always me and you and your friend Steve

There's nothing I can

Do do do do do do do Steve

Do do do do do do do

Why don't you just go be with your best friend

And boyfriend Steve